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strContentBuffer1280 += '<div class="mgContentMain">Here are some of our favorites from Arthur Bloch\'s three volumes of Murphy\'s Laws (Price, Stern &amp; Sloan, Los Angeles):<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Weiler\'s Law (The Art of Delegation)</span><br /> Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn\'t have to do it himself.<br />  <span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"><br />  Gresham\'s Law (Why Problems Persist)</span><br /> Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never solved!<br /> <span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"><br />  Evans\' Law (Ignorance Is Bliss)</span><br /> If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don\'t understand the problem.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Gattuso\'s Extension of Murphy\'s Law (Never Challenge &quot;Worse&quot;)</span><br /> Nothing is ever so bad that it can\'t get worse.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Lynch\'s Law (Why Politicians Are Resigning in Droves in Washington)</span><br /> When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Ballance\'s Law of Relativity (Why No One Else Shares Your Sense of Urgency)</span><br /> How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom you\'re on.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Evans\' &amp; Bjorn\'s Law (Why We Have News Commentators)</span><br /> No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Finagle\'s Eighth Rule (Why It\'s Mike Vanderjagt\'s Fault the Steelers Beat the Colts)</span><br /> Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> William\'s &amp; Holland\'s Law (Why Conventional Wisdom Is Almost Always Wrong)</span><br /> If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Hendrickson\'s Law (Why You Spend All Day In Meetings)</span><br /> If a problem causes many meetings, the meetings eventually become more important than the problem.<br /> <span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"><br />  Peter\'s Inversion (Why You Wait In Line At the Grocery Store)</span><br /> Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficient service.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> 90-90 Rule of Project Schedules (Why Things Take So Long)</span><br /> The first ninety percent of the task takes 90% of the time &amp; the last ten percent takes the other 90%.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Clarke\'s Third Law (How Does This $#&amp;*#! Thing Work?)</span><br /> Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.<br /> <span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"><br />  Stockmayer\'s Theorem (When Assessing a Task)</span><br /> If it looks easy, it\'s tough. if it looks tough, it\'s damn well impossible.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Cahn\'s Axiom (when Using New Technologies)</span><br /> When all else fails, read the instructions.<br /> <br /><span class=\"mgContentHeadline\"> Hartley\'s Second Law (When Cultivating New Relationships)</span><br /> Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.<br /></div>';
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